Now I’m not the single most masculine fella in the world. I’m just a guy with a thick black thing growing on my face. Kinda like that poor poor man in the first Alien film, is what I mean to say I am; but I have hair covering my face, and growing; rather than an alien, I mean.
Let’s face it, we manly men have a major grooming problem on our hands….I mean, it is on our faces. it doesn’t stop. It can’t be reasoned with.
Now listen, the three wheeled Phillips Norelco thing pictured above is really common; it’s been around FOREVER now, and is a really good men’s facial hair grooming tool, but it isn’t what I like. I like shears, and by shears…I mean half to quarter sized things like what you’d use to have your head shaved in the opening scenes to Full Metal Jacket.
It’s the shear style thing I like best. I don’t know why I don’t like the ones with three spinning wheels, I just know I don’t really like them. I think this has to do with me sometimes allowing my beard to get to longer lengths than the wheeled things can truly handle so well. The style of electric shaver pictured above. Hey, I don’t know how to describe that thing. I’ve never owned one of those.
Let’s face it, we all want to look nice. I’ve no clue what women want or like, and you don’t either. But if we think we look nice, we might be able to throw a little masculine woo woo over on some poor girl; you know, confidence sells. That’s the only thing I do know. No it never works for me, nothing ever actually does. A guy on tv said confidence sells, and he looked like he knew what he was talking about. Don’t you have to know what you’re talking about to be on television?
Now the Phillips Norelco all in one grooming system pictured above is what I want to own again. Why again? Because I used the one I had until it could be used no more. Now let me explain that. I read the Manuel AFTER years of use; and after it failed. I realized I had misused the thing for several years. You’re not supposed to just keep it plugged into the 110 Volt socket, but that is what I was doing. I burned my out prematurely by doing that. I just want another shot. Just another chance. I just want to make things right with me and the All In One Grooming System by Phillips Norelco. When it comes to your shaving needs, I don’t know what you need, but I know what I need and want; and I just told you what it was. I know I deserve naught but lumps of coal, but if I can get me another Phillips Norelco all in one, the shear style mini shaver with a guard and oh so many possibilities, I shall name it “George,” and I shall care for it much better than I did the last one….also named “George.”